Mr. Griffin Webster

So today I had the privilege of interviewing Griffin.  I asked him to give me the definition for the following 14 words.  This is important information, and I strongly suggest that you print out this list, post it on your fridge, and memorize it.  The knowledge he imparted goes to show you that he is indeed - a very wise 10 year old.

1. idiosyncrasy: a complete idiot
2. beach comber: a comb you only use at the beach
3. scullery: to gulp something
4. reticulum: a hamburger explorer
5. pedologist: someone who digs up dinosaur bones
6. tarragon: an object with a lot of points
7. chauvinism: a really good actor or actress
8. matriarch: a really old painting
9. drudgery: very, very sad
10. menagerie: a doctor who works on your brain
11. unimpeachable: peaches that cannot be teached
12. wharfage: parts of a hog
13. gherkin: a big butterfly that is pink, blue, orange, black, & yellow.
14. hemorrhoids: an exercise that's like butt-kicks