Monday 28 October 2013

Out Of The Archives

Our daughter Alyssa is a very vivid dreamer, much like her mother.  This morning I recalled a post from my old blog about a dream she'd had, and I dug it up to share it with all of you.  This post is written word for word how Alyssa described her dream to me, which she had when she was 7 years old.


WEDNESDAY, JULY 9, 2008
 
The following is a dream that Alyssa had last night. We decided to turn it into a story. Enjoy!!

The Suit Eh Moi - by Alyssa
 
I was walking into the living room, and then Auntie Shannon came in. She turned a Christmas tree into a table. And she called it a "suit eh moi". I had to make it upside down to defeat it. She said there would be secret toys under it. So I did make it upside down away from the place where it was. And I found Tarzan toys. Then I started playing with them.
And then I went out of the living room. I looked for my Mom, but I could not find her. So I just had to look for Auntie Shannon, maybe she would know what to do, for she knew where my Mom's place was. But I couldn't find her neither!! Because there were such a big crowd, and the hallway crowd was big enough to fit an army!! Well, I thought I saw a ponytail in the front, and it looked like Auntie Shannon's. She always wears a ponytail. I tried pushing through, but everything was so crowded. Then I finally got to the front. And there was Auntie Shannon with a ponytail. I asked her where Mom was, but it was too loud for her to hear all because there were too many people behind her. Well, that wasn't a good thing.
Then I backed up and I landed in the garbage can!! Then I had to use the bathroom so I ran to the toilet, but the toilet wasn't even in the bathroom. What?? There were wires there! And the funny part is, then I got out, and I actually peed in my pants, and I didn't even notice that I had peed on the wires.
Then I saw Phoenix. But I didn't see Chewy. I think she was outside but I never knew. And then I found out that Grandma was right in the middle of the crowd in the dining room. She knew lots of things. I tried to get through to her, but then everyone started to turn into pirates!! But I said, "It's all over!! I'm going home!!!"
The bad news is, when I got outside it was already Christmas. And when we got to Grandma's house it was already Spring. Now, why does it get to be Christmas so fast? We never know what it's like to be in a odd house!! And then when I looked back inside, the bad news was that there was popsicle juice everywhere on the floor!! And that's the end.

Sunday 27 October 2013

5 Things I Have Learned

I've been thinking about our kids a lot today.  As a parent, I tend to focus a lot of my attention on instructing our children.  I try to impart some wisdom, little nuggets of useful knowledge that they'll hopefully retain in their memory banks, and recall someday when they need it.

Today however, my focus shifted, and I began to think about the things that I have learned from each of our children.  I am so thankful for each wonderfully unique personality in our blended family.  I would like to share with you some things that our kids have taught me.

1.  Bryce is a highly intelligent girl, who is very good at looking at things from different perspectives.  She understands that there are two sides to every story, and she doesn't just jump to conclusions about people.  From Bryce I have learned that it's important to try to understand where people are coming from, and to look at things from another person's point of view.

2.  Alyssa has an incredibly soft and caring heart.  There is a gentleness in everything she does, and she wants the people (and animals) around her to feel healthy, happy and loved.  She is always very open and honest about her feelings.  From Alyssa I have learned that it's important to let people know that you care about them, with a hug, an "I love you", or simply a smile.

3.  Elliot is so accepting of others.  He sees value in those who perhaps are viewed as outcasts by the majority of people.  He often mentions that we should bring a sick elderly person flowers, or we need to invite a person who doesn't have a lot of friends over for supper.  From Elliot I have learned that I need to look to the needs of others, and do something about it.

4.  Emma loves to chat and laugh with people, and she tries to make sure that everybody's having a good time.  She is very funny, and loves to talk, however she is also an exceptional listener.  I always feel that the words I'm saying are extremely important to Emma.  From Emma I have learned that it's important to have fun in life, and that I need to be attentive when someone's speaking to me.

5.  Griffin definitely knows how to live in the moment.  He seems to have an endless supply of energy, and his immense enthusiasm is highly contagious.  He is so easy going, and can walk up to anybody and effortlessly strike up a conversation with them.  From Griffin I have learned that I need to be enthusiastic about the things that I busy myself with, and to express a genuine interest in the people around me.



Saturday 26 October 2013

Nom Nom Nom

I totally love cookie monster, don't you?  He's just so crazy and googly eyed and fuzzy and blue!  And he loves cookies...almost as much as I do!!

If you like peanut butter cookies, you should definitely try the following recipe sometime.  It is sooo easy, and they are soooooo good.  I made some and brought them with us when we went camping to Spruce Woods this summer, and this is what we did with them: we made s'mores and used these peanut butter cookies instead of graham crackers.  Oh yes, toasted golden marshmallows and melting Hershey's chocolate sandwiched between 2 soft & chewy peanut butter cookies is indeed the bee's knees.  Mmm, mmm, mmmmm.

1-2-3 Chewy Peanut Butter Cookies


cup peanut butter
can (14 oz) sweetened condensed milk (not evaporated)
2
  cups Original Bisquick® mix
teaspoon vanilla
tablespoons sugar 
 
  1. Heat oven to 375°F. In large bowl, mix peanut butter and milk until smooth. Stir in Bisquick mix and vanilla until blended.
  2. Shape dough into 1 1/4-inch balls. Roll tops in sugar. On ungreased cookie sheet, place balls, sugar sides up, 2 inches apart. Flatten in crisscross pattern with fork dipped in additional sugar.
  3. Bake 7 to 9 minutes or until centers are set and bottoms are light golden brown. Do not overbake. Remove from cookie sheet to cooling rack. Cool 15 minutes.
Makes 4 dozen cookies

Wednesday 23 October 2013

We're In This Together

God, I come to You today seeking humbleness.  Please help me to see others the way You see them - for every human being on this planet is made in Your image.  God, You love every single one of us perfectly, in Your eyes not one of us is seen as a hopeless case.  Not one.  Please open up my closed mind God, and make me ever mindful of the fact that I am every bit as lost as the individuals that I'm tempted to judge every day.  Every person struggles with sin, not just the people that commit the so-called "big sins" and get caught.  Forgive me God, and help me to love and support others through their struggles.  Humble my heart, and help me to keep from thinking that I'm in any way above anybody else.  We're all in this together, and we all need You desperately.  Thank You God, for forgiving our sins, and for offering each one of us hope in You for the future.

Monday 21 October 2013

Southland Mall Craft Show October 18-19, 2013

I set up a table at the Southland Mall craft show last weekend.  I have been folk art painting for over 10 years, have painted many gifts for people and sold a few items to friends, but this was the first time entering a craft show for me.  It went over very well, I was pleased with the amount of sales I had, and I'm going to have a table set up at the 2'nd Annual Christmas Craft & Vendor Sale at the VFC Church on November 23'rd.

YIKES!!!!!!

Oh my dear goodness, it has been a dog's age (not OUR dog, 'cause she's a puppy) since I have blogged.  Shame.  On.  You.  Cheryl.

I'm probably the queen of excuses, so I should live up to my reputation and give you mine: I have been painting like a crazy person for the past month, getting ready for the craft show I was in this past weekend.  It literally became my obsession.  I would collapse into bed at midnight with light mocha paint streaks covering my hands, close my eyes, and see snowmen.  Hundreds and hundreds of snowmen all lined up in a row, smiling hideously at me with their charcoal grins.  Have you ever seen the movie Julie & Julia?  I felt sort of like Julie, except instead of cooking, painting has rather overtaken my life.  And there's another craft show coming up on November 23'rd...so this is only the beginning!!  It's madness, sheer madness!!!

Okay, maybe it isn't QUITE that dramatic, but I am desperately seeking balance.  I need to learn to relax, set the paint brush down once in a while, and, well, live a little!!!  Not to mention catching up on the laundry that never ceases to pile up with 7 people living in this house.

So anyway, there's my piece.  My 2 cents worth for the day.  I will do my utmost to blog at least twice a week, 'cause I've missed it like crazy.  Have a splendid day everybody!  And lets all remember to live a little!!   :o)

Wednesday 25 September 2013

PICTURESQUE ~Folk Art by Cheryl Krahn


I have decided to start a small folk art painting business in my home.  To contact me, you can message me on this blog, email me at picturesquefolkart@gmail.com, or call me at 204-324-1761.

Do you collect snowman ornaments to display at Christmas?  How about a person you'll be buying a gift for this Holiday Season?



This fall I will be painting whimsical snowman patterns onto decorative stoneware plates.  The plates vary in size, measuring between 6 - 8 inches in diameter.  I hand paint each plate, and much attention is given to fine detail, making each piece special and unique.  Each plate will be priced at $30.00.  As a customer, you are able to choose between the following options for your order:

1.  Which whimsical snowman pattern you'd like on your plate.
2.  Which background color you'd prefer for your plate.  (absolutely any color of your choosing)
3.  What type of design you'd like around the edge of your plate: Vines & Berries, or Checks & Dots. 

*These plates are decorative only, not dishwasher or microwave safe.

Pictured below are the patterns you can choose from:

"Peppermint Angel"


"Two Toasty Marshmallow Snowmen"


"Lamp Light Friends"


"Little Guardian Angel"


"Three Toasty Marshmallow Snowmen"


"Holly Berry"


To contact me, you can message me on this blog, email me at picturesquefolkart@gmail.com, or call me at 204-324-1761.
 

Tuesday 24 September 2013

Random Family Circus Clip


Beware Of The Balloon Monster!!!

Last weekend Griffin hosted his birthday party sleepover...finally!  His birthday was actually in July, but when we tried to plan his party then, none of his friends could make it because of camping and baseball and stuff.  So yeah, he invited 4 of his best buds over for hours of Wii and Nerf fun.  Our house is quite lively on a regular day with 7 people hanging around, add four more 10 year old boys hopped up on sugar to the mix, and, well, things got just a little bit crazy!  But we all survived, got SOME sleep, and the boys had a blast.

On the day of the party in the afternoon, I went to buy some helium balloons from the dollar store.  I brought them home, and set them down on the kitchen table, when suddenly I heard nervous growling.  Our dog Charlie's kennel is near the kitchen table, and when those green and blue floating thing-a-ma-bobs with crazy curly strings came into her view, she did not like it one little bit.


I opened up her kennel, saying in a soft voice that it was okay, it was just balloons for Griffin's party, they weren't going to hurt me...or her.  But she wasn't buying it.  Nu-uh.  As I picked the balloons up off the table, Charlie started to skid on the laminate flooring, trying so desperately to run, but clumsily tap dancing on the spot instead.  Finally her attempt to propel herself forward succeeded, and I watched her curly white body fly across the room at the speed of light.  She sailed over the suitcase that blocks our basement stairs with ease, then became a doggy-ninja and rolled down the stairs with such stealth that Jackie Chan himself would have beamed with pride.

Chuckling to myself, I slowly made my way down the stairs.  After surveying the room, I found what I was looking for.  One terrified Charlie Bucket, crouched beneath the coffee table, shaking in her curly little boots.  I picked her up, and brought her back upstairs to face her fears.  She kept glancing sideways toward the balloons, then went bumbling off sheepishly in the opposite direction with her tail between her legs.  I finally managed to coax her to join me in the kitchen where I was working on Griffin's Lego birthday cake.  I had to smile when she rested her soft little chin on my foot for comfort.


Charlie did eventually get used to the balloons, and as long as they were up on the table, she was okay.  Griffin had a great time with his friends at the birthday party.... 



....and a few days later, he and Elliot entertained me by inhaling the helium from the balloons and singing like Alvin & the Chipmunks.  It.  Was.  Awesome.

Monday 23 September 2013

Embrace The Season


Saw this posted on Facebook this morning, and it inspired me.  Fall can be a melancholy time for me, because it's a sign that good ol' Manitoba's frigid winter is on it's way.  However this year, instead of focusing on winter's impending doom, I shall try to embrace every exquisite moment that the fall has to offer.

On this second day of autumn, I am simmering a large pot of chicken soup on the stove.  I'm sitting on the living room floor wearing my cozy kitty slippers, sipping a steaming mug of Earl Grey.  Later, I shall take our dog Charlie for a brisk walk in the chilled breeze and stomp on as many dry leaves as possible, enjoying their wonderful crunching, crackling sounds.  And when the kids are home from school, we will bake some pumpkin oatmeal chocolate chip cookies found here: http://allrecipes.com/recipe/pumpkin-oatmeal-chocolate-chip-cookies/.  This is going to be a delicious fall day indeed. 

So....how will you choose to embrace the season?  :)

Tuesday 17 September 2013

There Is Hope



Lamentations 3:19-33

It’s a Good Thing to Hope for Help from God

19-21 I’ll never forget the trouble, the utter lostness,
    the taste of ashes, the poison I’ve swallowed.
I remember it all—oh, how well I remember—
    the feeling of hitting the bottom.
But there’s one other thing I remember,
    and remembering, I keep a grip on hope:
22-24 God’s loyal love couldn’t have run out,
    his merciful love couldn’t have dried up.
They’re created new every morning.
    How great your faithfulness!
I’m sticking with God (I say it over and over).
    He’s all I’ve got left.
25-27 God proves to be good to the man who passionately waits,
    to the woman who diligently seeks.
It’s a good thing to quietly hope,
    quietly hope for help from God.
It’s a good thing when you’re young
    to stick it out through the hard times.
28-30 When life is heavy and hard to take,
    go off by yourself. Enter the silence.
Bow in prayer. Don’t ask questions:
    Wait for hope to appear.
Don’t run from trouble. Take it full-face.
    The “worst” is never the worst.
31-33 Why? Because the Master won’t ever
    walk out and fail to return.
If he works severely, he also works tenderly.
    His stockpiles of loyal love are immense.

Are you feeling troubled today?  Is there something going on in your life that's causing you to feel sort of lost, or maybe even hopeless?  It struck me this morning, as it has at times before, that every person is experiencing trouble of some kind.  You know that quote: "Be kinder than necessary, because everyone you meet is fighting some sort of battle"?  It is so true.  No one is exempt.  No matter how much that "perfect" person you may be comparing yourself to appears to have it all together, they don't.  Seriously, they don't.  Sometimes actually, it can be that person that appears to be so strong and so capable that is struggling the most.  Because once you've given the impression that you've got it all together and can handle everything on your own, it's so much harder to ask for help.

I'm one of those people that tends to compare myself to others.  A lot.  All the time, actually.  I struggle with being "me", because I so desperately want to be like this, that, and the other person that I don't even know who "me" is any more.  I've asked God to help me with this, and I believe that I'm slowly starting to grasp what He whispers to me when I pray.  And that truly amazes me...God's whispering.  No matter how often I battle with this, no matter how many times I stumble and fall, God never yells.  Never.  I wouldn't blame Him for doing it, if He'd just belt it out: "Cheryl!  Get with the program!  I've told you a million times, just be yourself!!  It's not rocket science!!"  But no.  It's always a whisper I hear.  Soft, yet strong.  Gentle, but firm.  "Cheryl, you.  are.  mine.  I created you with a special, unique purpose for this life, and I love you.  You.  Not who you wish you could be like; but exactly you.  Cheryl Krahn."

If you are struggling with feelings something like this, or with very different things, just know that God loves you.  He cares for you, and is always by your side.  He is literally reaching out His arms, waiting for you to run into them and grab on tight.  I would like to encourage you to spend some quiet time with God today.  It's in the quiet times with Him that we are able to hear His gentle whispers of love.

Friday 13 September 2013

Random Ramblings #2

Because of that crazy "What does the fox say?" song that's become popular on Youtube, I am now determined to find out.  What DOES the fox say???

When Jeff & I were engaged, I had an atrocious dream in which I was wearing my wedding dress, and I had to go to the bathroom.  I was suddenly overtaken with explosive diarrhea and it sprayed and sharted all over my beautiful white dress.  It.  Was.  Horrifying.

My husband Jeff likes to eat ribbesper.  Not cool.

The other day our dog Charlie was caught chewing on a maxi pad.  DEFINITELY not cool.

Do you believe that humans have actually landed on the moon?  I'm not sure I do......

Are gourds that you grow in your garden named after a dude named Gord with warts all over his face?

There are sixty seconds in a minute.  There are sixty minutes in an hour.  There are 24 hours in a day.  And there are 12 rooms in our house.  You do the math.

It is almost midnight and I need sleep.  Good nite world.






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Thursday 12 September 2013

Z Is For Zombie

Came across this beauty today browsing through my pictures.  I believe this moment was inspired by World War Z.  Luckily our brains are still intact (for the most part)...........

"Braaaaaaiiiins, BRAAAAIIIIIIINS!!!"

So La Tea Doe

Well, okay.  So much for that "see you tomorrow" talk...

But here I am, one week later, on day 7 with drinking only water, unsweetened teas, and milk.  Let me tell you, I feel GREAT!!  I am never again going to allow any, and I mean ANY aspartame to enter my body.  During the first 4 days of my challenge (and a CHALLENGE it WAS) I definitely experienced some withdrawal symptoms.  I felt hot and cold at the same time, feverish, queasy, and majorly ticked off at pretty much the entire universe.  But there's a plus side to all of this: Jeff is also cutting out aspartame for good, so we got to go through these symptoms TOGETHER!!!  Double joy, double bliss!!!

Now that we're over that crazy hump, we are both feeling sooooo much better.  The improvement I'm noticing the most for myself is that I've not had a headache for a whole week.  That like never happens.  I also feel a lot more energetic.  I will have to ask Jeff this evening what improvements he's noticed, and I'll try to remember to share them with you at some point.

I have been drinking so much tea (unsweetened) this week, that I'm constantly peeing like a racehorse.  I feel a lot less bloated than usual, which is way awesome, because feeling bloated is something I've tried to combat for years and have failed miserably.  I have discovered a new brand of tea that has quickly become my favorite.
Dilmah tea is the most flavorful, aromatic, delicious REAL tea I have ever tried.  I highly recommend it to those of you who love to drink tea.  In Altona you can buy it at both Co-op and IGA.  This tea is grown and packaged in Sri Lanka, and is a pure, single origin tea (there's a pamphlet included in the box that explains what this means).  I am totally sold on this product, and look forward to my steaming mug of Earl Grey or English Breakfast in the morning.

I also love green tea, and bought this yesterday.
I have highly enjoyed the flavors I've tried so far.

So tell me, what is YOUR favorite tea?  :)

Thursday 5 September 2013

Low On Sugar & Goin' Nuts!

Why is it that sometimes an idea can seem so awesome, and feel like it's gonna be easy...and then it's not?  I came to the realization this morning that I drink a lot of sugar.  And a lot of artificial sweeteners.  I've recently seen some pretty terrifying posts about aspartame, and it kinda got me thinking...could it really be true?  Could my daily diet Pepsi fix be slowly poisoning me on the inside?  And how about sugar consumption?  I can easily drink 3 tall glasses of Good Host iced tea in one sitting in the summer.  Heck, probably in the winter too!

So anyway, I feel like I'm rambling a bit, and you know what?  That's okay.

*sigh*  This morning, I made up my mind:  For 1 week, that's 7 days, 7 WHOLE days, I will not drink any pop (regular or diet), or iced tea or lemonade or anything else sugary, and not fruit juice either, because they're also loaded with sugar.

The things I WILL be drinking are: water, tea (without sugar of course), home-brewed real iced teas (again, no sugar added) and some milk.  I am aware that milk contains some sugar, but to my knowledge it is naturally occurring sugar, and I don't want to take away the calcium from my diet that milk provides.

How hard can this be, right?  I mean, come on.  It's not like I'm cutting out foods, or depriving myself of something monumental, but shoot!!  I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, I want a - I want a - I want a fizzy diet Pepsi...zigga-zig-ahhh!!!!  Sorry for that little Spice Girl flashback there, but this is really hard for me right now.  I'm a little bit afraid of what day 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 will be like?  Will I become some grouch that deserves to live in a garbage can, mumbling and grumbling and driving my family nuts?  I certainly hope not!

Oh well, it's after 11:00, and I should get off this crazy inter-web thingy.  Good night world.  Talk to you tomorrow.


World View

So when you have a blog, you are able to track how many people are viewing it.  Not only that, but you can also see what country your viewers are from.  I am surprised, honored, and quite frankly tickled pink that people from 10 different countries are viewing my blog.  That just blows my mind. 

I am very grateful for the opportunity to share my thoughts with all of you.  I would like to honor each of you by including a picture of your country`s flag in this post.  Thanks again for stopping by!!  :)

Serbia

United States

 Russia

 Nigeria

 Netherlands

 Korea (South)

Lithuania

Malaysia

Germany

Canada

Back To School

Well, the first day of school is upon us today.  One of our younger children was battling some nerves, but the morning went well.  Everyone ate breakfast, got dressed, brushed teeth, packed their backpack, and headed out the door - on time!  I would say that's a major success!

I am praying a verse over our children, and over all of the children going back to school today.

 
Psalm 59:17
You are my strength, I sing praise to you; you, God, are my fortress, my God on whom I can rely. 

It is such a comfort to know that we can always rely on God.  He is always faithful, He is always by our side, and it is HIS strength, not our own, that will get us through the day.  2 of our 5 children are entering a new school today, one to junior high, and one to high school.  I`m looking forward to hearing their stories today, and in the weeks ahead.

Thank You God for our children.  Thank You for being right there in the classrooms with them, and for the strength and courage You will give them at school. 

Tuesday 3 September 2013

So Happy Together

Jeff and I look so forward to the Wednesdays when his children come back home, and we get to all be together for the next 7 days.  Alyssa is always super excited as well, and looks forward to a week of spending time with her step-sisters and step-brothers.  She enjoys sharing a room with Emma, and the two of them play together for hours on end.  It is so good.  God is so good.  Our family is blessed by Him, every day.

From the fullness of His grace we have all received one blessing after another.  
~John 1:16

And now, I would like to take the time to honor this man right here.

Jeff is a man who loves Jesus, reads his Bible every day, prays alone, prays with our kids, prays with me.  He works hard and provides wonderfully for our family of 7.  He takes out the garbage, feeds the cat, takes the dog for walks.  He says that he enjoys doing laundry and dishes, and helps out with these tasks often.  He is one awesome cook (move over, Bobby Flay!) and often makes delicious meals for us.  He loves our kids, and spends quality time with each one of them.  He loves me, and makes sure that I feel loved by him every day.  There are so many more amazing qualities I could list, and I'm certain that this blog could not contain them all.

Jeff, you are a truly wonderful husband, and I love you with all of my heart.  Thank you for 
everything you do, and I thank God every day for the amazing man that you are.



Like Mother Like Daughter


The first picture is of our daughter Alyssa when she was younger.  The second picture is of me as a child.  Any similarities?  :)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Starbucks

Here's a little heads up for all of you chocolate lovers out there...this Mocha Cookie Crumble Frappuccino from Starbucks is all that AND a bag of chocolate dipped Doritos.  It is creamy.  It is seriously chocolatey.  It is everything a chocoholic could ever want on a hot day to cool off and instantly pump up the caffeine level in the bloodstream.  Ladies: if you're feeling hormonal - this treat is definitely for you!  Whether you're a guy out there who loves chocolate, OR if that special lady in your life is having a "bad day", get yo' chocolate-crazed self to Starbucks asap.  Trust me.  You won't regret it.

*Warning: This product may cause severe hyper-active behavior, slight to moderate random body shakes and/or tremors, and major brownie points scored with your wife.*

Mmmmmmm...did someone just say brownies???

Blast From The Past

Oh, so I'll let you know that I used to have a different blog.  I have shown it to my husband Jeff, and last night as we were talking he mentioned a post that he liked.  Well, this morning I dug it up out of the archives, and I shall share it with you.  Right........................................................now.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Toilet Paper From Heaven

Man, was that ever STRANGE!! God certainly does work in mysterious ways. He sure saved MY butt!!!

A couple of days ago, I came to realize - at an inopportune time that we were dramatically low on toilet paper. Alyssa was dancing around the room, saying something about hershey-squirts on the horizon, and we had like 9 squares of the good stuff left. I begged her, pleaded that she use as little of the remaining parchment as humanly possible. If she didn't, it would mean succumbing to the dreaded Harmonie Brand table napkins as a substitute. NOT GOOD!!!

As she was doing her thing in the john, I breathed a quick, desperate prayer. Please God, oh pretty please let there be a beautiful, shiny roll hiding in the cupboard that I overlooked the other 9 times I checked.

When she was finished and I surveyed the damage, there remained - you guessed it. Half a square left on the roll!! Definitely not much hope seemed to be in store for the next occupant to the porcelain throne.

Just then, I remembered the prayer. I told Alyssa I'd check the bathroom cabinet one more time, just in case. She said, "Mom, you already checked a thousand times. It's hopeless!!"

Oh ye of little faith.

I slowly inched the door open, and peered inside. Behind the scale and nestled between random old conditioner bottles, I spotted it. The most gloriously wonderful sight I've ever beheld in my life. A full roll of toilet paper. Thank You Lord!!!!!

I know it's no manna, but toilet paper from heaven is still pretty miraculous, don't you think?